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Hidden Treasure

LucasCersaine

on Sept. 10, 2012

Our joke comes to us this time from Castlevania(characters, scenario, and images copyright to Konami, of course) and features Simon Belmont in a bad way. Anyway, the joke comes from a friend of mine who suggested I show the ludicrous nature of Castlevanian pot roasts and their hiding spots. Why? Why is there meat in walls? Why is that there? Why do you eat it?