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LucasCersaine

on Oct. 24, 2012

Today's Digital Nonsense comes to us from Super Metroid (the characters, design, scenario, etc. belong to Nintendo). I think this one comes about because I always wondered just how Mother Brain would react to Samus pointing a gun in her face. I mean, you shoot her right square in the face. And her body is underneath all that, so it's not like she could block it or anything. Missiles! To the face! You'd try to talk your way out of it, too! By the way, the spaghetti thing refers to those annoying little orange rings that are always wandering around Tourian. I always thought of them as spaghetti rings.