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Ring my bell!

sjwilde

on Aug. 31, 2011

ok… back to the bar stories…
This is a 100% true story!  This actually happened to me one night during a college party night.  That little dipshit kept waiting for that bell and never seemed to get past $1 for his drink… and that was reluctant.  Needless to say, he wasn't the first person I looked out for all night.  Now the chick who tipped $5 for her well rum and coke… I looked out for her!
Here's another good hint: Don't start a tab and expect great service on a busy night.  We all know that when you get that final check, you're going to fill in that tip line with only 15-20%, and that's bull shit when the guy paying cash over there is tipping a buck per drink with cash!  Always bring cash to a busy place and tip nicely to get the preferencial treatment!
Okay, and on to appologies… I was on vacation last week and am just finishing unpacking and getting back into the swing of things after the worst fucking vacation ever.  See you all on Friday!
-S.J. Moyer