First Prev - Lost and found and probably gone - Folly is in the eye of the beholder - Whatever gets you through the night - Why can we be friends? - No credit for regret - Smoke gets in your face - Need to know - Who's the boss? - Word and object - Get your own - Imbalance sheet - Low finance - Human resources - Thin justifications - Hasty assumptions - Word travels fast - It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at - Home is where you hang your head - The struggle for resources - Up and at 'em - We do what we must - Measured responses - Living will - More than all that - Perfectly natural - From each according to her ability - A steep learning curve - With apologies to Christian Lander - Conversational judo - Telepathy or antipathy - We all sorta have our cross to bear - Reverse (social) engineering - In vino veritas - Inside information - We are what we are - How to be punk rock - The power of belief - What's my motivation again? - Blather and cheer - Another country is heard from - Emily Post is no help - Another tiny blow against the empire - Don't make a spectacle - Digging deep - All around it, but not quite on it - High-traffic floor - Cover story - If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30... - Don't forget to paper the seats - Who's got the look? - Who gets the bad news? - Poverty of experience - He who hesitates is a loser - Subliminal messaging - Hush your mouth - A gaffe is when you tell the truth - Serious avocation - A place we've all been to - Elective spending - Like starting an old lawnmower - Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"? - Cause and effect - Disconnected - For every show there is a season - Like sands through the hourglass - The final frontier - The other side of coping - The predictable finger of fate - The fact is plain - It's not personal; it's business - Shame needs no name - Flip your wig - The importance of semantics - It's all about computers, isn't it? - Like mother, perhaps not like daughter - Keep it (too) simple - The thrill of the new - The name game - Nature, nurture, and nagging - You shouldn't overplay your hand - Don't blow your bit - Method of modern love - Regrettable hobbies - The art of misdirection - How to get what you want without really trying - The unforgivable truth - Just say no - Power of belief - Our tastes say so much about us - Fashion is a bitch... - Relative difficulty - The college town division of labor... - Our bodies, our chemistry sets - Life's twists and turns - Our careers choose us, really - Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order - The one you really love - Eureka - The fish in the sea - Be realistic, dammit. - Interpreting personal history - Know your place - Information is higher power - A good idea? - Read between the concerns - Style options - The expectations game - Playing to the judges - Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless - Just say no - Who's got the look? - First Dirtheads Guest Week - First Dirtheads Guest Week - First Dirtheads guest week - First Dirtheads Guest Week - The right kind of eloquence - Translation, please... - Act your age - Caution pays - Know your limits - An auspicious first - An old platitude... - State of the art - Consult your source - Postmodernism made easy - Don't forget to fix the reference - Vive la France - In love with his car - Don't show your hand - "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture." - Even academics have their catch phrases - Style over substance - What you really learned in school - Not quite a blank slate - A hole in the College Bowl - It's a career, man... - Avid readership - Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's" - Lexical difficulties - Response time is a factor - Personal accountability - Potent euphemisms - Cultural ambiguity - The pretend economy - The ghost of Christmas future - Can you hear me now? - It's just business - An elegant loophole - Hustle and dodge - The magic of make-believe - Conversational judo - Some enchanted afternoon - Basic needs - Protocol that leaves you empty - Static - Mission: Dinner Impossible - The public taste - The Upshot - Season's Greetings - Vince's war on Christmas - The Fab Trio are here... Next Last First Prev - Lost and found and probably gone - Folly is in the eye of the beholder - Whatever gets you through the night - Why can we be friends? - No credit for regret - Smoke gets in your face - Need to know - Who's the boss? - Word and object - Get your own - Imbalance sheet - Low finance - Human resources - Thin justifications - Hasty assumptions - Word travels fast - It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at - Home is where you hang your head - The struggle for resources - Up and at 'em - We do what we must - Measured responses - Living will - More than all that - Perfectly natural - From each according to her ability - A steep learning curve - With apologies to Christian Lander - Conversational judo - Telepathy or antipathy - We all sorta have our cross to bear - Reverse (social) engineering - In vino veritas - Inside information - We are what we are - How to be punk rock - The power of belief - What's my motivation again? - Blather and cheer - Another country is heard from - Emily Post is no help - Another tiny blow against the empire - Don't make a spectacle - Digging deep - All around it, but not quite on it - High-traffic floor - Cover story - If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30... - Don't forget to paper the seats - Who's got the look? - Who gets the bad news? - Poverty of experience - He who hesitates is a loser - Subliminal messaging - Hush your mouth - A gaffe is when you tell the truth - Serious avocation - A place we've all been to - Elective spending - Like starting an old lawnmower - Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"? - Cause and effect - Disconnected - For every show there is a season - Like sands through the hourglass - The final frontier - The other side of coping - The predictable finger of fate - The fact is plain - It's not personal; it's business - Shame needs no name - Flip your wig - The importance of semantics - It's all about computers, isn't it? - Like mother, perhaps not like daughter - Keep it (too) simple - The thrill of the new - The name game - Nature, nurture, and nagging - You shouldn't overplay your hand - Don't blow your bit - Method of modern love - Regrettable hobbies - The art of misdirection - How to get what you want without really trying - The unforgivable truth - Just say no - Power of belief - Our tastes say so much about us - Fashion is a bitch... - Relative difficulty - The college town division of labor... - Our bodies, our chemistry sets - Life's twists and turns - Our careers choose us, really - Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order - The one you really love - Eureka - The fish in the sea - Be realistic, dammit. - Interpreting personal history - Know your place - Information is higher power - A good idea? - Read between the concerns - Style options - The expectations game - Playing to the judges - Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless - Just say no - Who's got the look? - First Dirtheads Guest Week - First Dirtheads Guest Week - First Dirtheads guest week - First Dirtheads Guest Week - The right kind of eloquence - Translation, please... - Act your age - Caution pays - Know your limits - An auspicious first - An old platitude... - State of the art - Consult your source - Postmodernism made easy - Don't forget to fix the reference - Vive la France - In love with his car - Don't show your hand - "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture." - Even academics have their catch phrases - Style over substance - What you really learned in school - Not quite a blank slate - A hole in the College Bowl - It's a career, man... - Avid readership - Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's" - Lexical difficulties - Response time is a factor - Personal accountability - Potent euphemisms - Cultural ambiguity - The pretend economy - The ghost of Christmas future - Can you hear me now? - It's just business - An elegant loophole - Hustle and dodge - The magic of make-believe - Conversational judo - Some enchanted afternoon - Basic needs - Protocol that leaves you empty - Static - Mission: Dinner Impossible - The public taste - The Upshot - Season's Greetings - Vince's war on Christmas - The Fab Trio are here... 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