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             - Lost and found and probably gone 
             - Folly is in the eye of the beholder 
             - Whatever gets you through the night 
             - Why can we be friends? 
             - No credit for regret 
             - Smoke gets in your face 
             - Need to know 
             - Who's the boss? 
             - Word and object 
             - Get your own 
             - Imbalance sheet 
             - Low finance 
             - Human resources 
             - Thin justifications 
             - Hasty assumptions 
             - Word travels fast 
             - It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at 
             - Home is where you hang your head 
             - The struggle for resources 
             - Up and at 'em 
             - We do what we must 
             - Measured responses 
             - Living will 
             - More than all that 
             - Perfectly natural 
             - From each according to her ability 
             - A steep learning curve 
             - With apologies to Christian Lander 
             - Conversational judo 
             - Telepathy or antipathy 
             - We all sorta have our cross to bear 
             - Reverse (social) engineering 
             - In vino veritas 
             - Inside information 
             - We are what we are 
             - How to be punk rock 
             - The power of belief 
             - What's my motivation again? 
             - Blather and cheer 
             - Another country is heard from 
             - Emily Post is no help 
             - Another tiny blow against the empire 
             - Don't make a spectacle 
             - Digging deep 
             - All around it, but not quite on it 
             - High-traffic floor 
             - Cover story 
             - If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30... 
             - Don't forget to paper the seats 
             - Who's got the look? 
             - Who gets the bad news? 
             - Poverty of experience 
             - He who hesitates is a loser 
             - Subliminal messaging 
             - Hush your mouth 
             - A gaffe is when you tell the truth 
             - Serious avocation 
             - A place we've all been to 
             - Elective spending 
             - Like starting an old lawnmower 
             - Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"? 
             - Cause and effect 
             - Disconnected 
             - For every show there is a season 
             - Like sands through the hourglass 
             - The final frontier 
             - The other side of coping 
             - The predictable finger of fate 
             - The fact is plain 
             - It's not personal; it's business 
             - Shame needs no name 
             - Flip your wig 
             - The importance of semantics 
             - It's all about computers, isn't it? 
             - Like mother, perhaps not like daughter 
             - Keep it (too) simple 
             - The thrill of the new 
             - The name game 
             - Nature, nurture, and nagging 
             - You shouldn't overplay your hand 
             - Don't blow your bit 
             - Method of modern love 
             - Regrettable hobbies 
             - The art of misdirection 
             - How to get what you want without really trying 
             - The unforgivable truth 
             - Just say no 
             - Power of belief 
             - Our tastes say so much about us 
             - Fashion is a bitch... 
             - Relative difficulty 
             - The college town division of labor... 
             - Our bodies, our chemistry sets 
             - Life's twists and turns 
             - Our careers choose us, really 
             - Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order 
             - The one you really love 
             - Eureka 
             - The fish in the sea 
             - Be realistic, dammit. 
             - Interpreting personal history 
             - Know your place 
             - Information is higher power 
             - A good idea? 
             - Read between the concerns 
             - Style options 
             - The expectations game 
             - Playing to the judges 
             - Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless 
             - Just say no 
             - Who's got the look? 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - First Dirtheads guest week 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - The right kind of eloquence 
             - Translation, please... 
             - Act your age 
             - Caution pays 
             - Know your limits 
             - An auspicious first 
             - An old platitude... 
             - State of the art 
             - Consult your source 
             - Postmodernism made easy 
             - Don't forget to fix the reference 
             - Vive la France 
             - In love with his car 
             - Don't show your hand 
             - "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture." 
             - Even academics have their catch phrases 
             - Style over substance 
             - What you really learned in school 
             - Not quite a blank slate 
             - A hole in the College Bowl 
             - It's a career, man... 
             - Avid readership 
             - Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's" 
             - Lexical difficulties 
             - Response time is a factor 
             - Personal accountability 
             - Potent euphemisms 
             - Cultural ambiguity 
             - The pretend economy 
             - The ghost of Christmas future 
             - Can you hear me now? 
             - It's just business 
             - An elegant loophole 
             - Hustle and dodge 
             - The magic of make-believe 
             - Conversational judo 
             - Some enchanted afternoon 
             - Basic needs 
             - Protocol that leaves you empty 
             - Static 
             - Mission: Dinner Impossible 
             - The public taste 
             - The Upshot 
             - Season's Greetings 
             - Vince's war on Christmas 
             - The Fab Trio are here... 
         
      
        
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             - Lost and found and probably gone 
             - Folly is in the eye of the beholder 
             - Whatever gets you through the night 
             - Why can we be friends? 
             - No credit for regret 
             - Smoke gets in your face 
             - Need to know 
             - Who's the boss? 
             - Word and object 
             - Get your own 
             - Imbalance sheet 
             - Low finance 
             - Human resources 
             - Thin justifications 
             - Hasty assumptions 
             - Word travels fast 
             - It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at 
             - Home is where you hang your head 
             - The struggle for resources 
             - Up and at 'em 
             - We do what we must 
             - Measured responses 
             - Living will 
             - More than all that 
             - Perfectly natural 
             - From each according to her ability 
             - A steep learning curve 
             - With apologies to Christian Lander 
             - Conversational judo 
             - Telepathy or antipathy 
             - We all sorta have our cross to bear 
             - Reverse (social) engineering 
             - In vino veritas 
             - Inside information 
             - We are what we are 
             - How to be punk rock 
             - The power of belief 
             - What's my motivation again? 
             - Blather and cheer 
             - Another country is heard from 
             - Emily Post is no help 
             - Another tiny blow against the empire 
             - Don't make a spectacle 
             - Digging deep 
             - All around it, but not quite on it 
             - High-traffic floor 
             - Cover story 
             - If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30... 
             - Don't forget to paper the seats 
             - Who's got the look? 
             - Who gets the bad news? 
             - Poverty of experience 
             - He who hesitates is a loser 
             - Subliminal messaging 
             - Hush your mouth 
             - A gaffe is when you tell the truth 
             - Serious avocation 
             - A place we've all been to 
             - Elective spending 
             - Like starting an old lawnmower 
             - Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"? 
             - Cause and effect 
             - Disconnected 
             - For every show there is a season 
             - Like sands through the hourglass 
             - The final frontier 
             - The other side of coping 
             - The predictable finger of fate 
             - The fact is plain 
             - It's not personal; it's business 
             - Shame needs no name 
             - Flip your wig 
             - The importance of semantics 
             - It's all about computers, isn't it? 
             - Like mother, perhaps not like daughter 
             - Keep it (too) simple 
             - The thrill of the new 
             - The name game 
             - Nature, nurture, and nagging 
             - You shouldn't overplay your hand 
             - Don't blow your bit 
             - Method of modern love 
             - Regrettable hobbies 
             - The art of misdirection 
             - How to get what you want without really trying 
             - The unforgivable truth 
             - Just say no 
             - Power of belief 
             - Our tastes say so much about us 
             - Fashion is a bitch... 
             - Relative difficulty 
             - The college town division of labor... 
             - Our bodies, our chemistry sets 
             - Life's twists and turns 
             - Our careers choose us, really 
             - Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order 
             - The one you really love 
             - Eureka 
             - The fish in the sea 
             - Be realistic, dammit. 
             - Interpreting personal history 
             - Know your place 
             - Information is higher power 
             - A good idea? 
             - Read between the concerns 
             - Style options 
             - The expectations game 
             - Playing to the judges 
             - Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless 
             - Just say no 
             - Who's got the look? 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - First Dirtheads guest week 
             - First Dirtheads Guest Week 
             - The right kind of eloquence 
             - Translation, please... 
             - Act your age 
             - Caution pays 
             - Know your limits 
             - An auspicious first 
             - An old platitude... 
             - State of the art 
             - Consult your source 
             - Postmodernism made easy 
             - Don't forget to fix the reference 
             - Vive la France 
             - In love with his car 
             - Don't show your hand 
             - "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture." 
             - Even academics have their catch phrases 
             - Style over substance 
             - What you really learned in school 
             - Not quite a blank slate 
             - A hole in the College Bowl 
             - It's a career, man... 
             - Avid readership 
             - Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's" 
             - Lexical difficulties 
             - Response time is a factor 
             - Personal accountability 
             - Potent euphemisms 
             - Cultural ambiguity 
             - The pretend economy 
             - The ghost of Christmas future 
             - Can you hear me now? 
             - It's just business 
             - An elegant loophole 
             - Hustle and dodge 
             - The magic of make-believe 
             - Conversational judo 
             - Some enchanted afternoon 
             - Basic needs 
             - Protocol that leaves you empty 
             - Static 
             - Mission: Dinner Impossible 
             - The public taste 
             - The Upshot 
             - Season's Greetings 
             - Vince's war on Christmas 
             - The Fab Trio are here... 
         
      
        
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        Originally posted August 1st, 2006 at cheatingatsolitaire.net. For the record, I uploaded the wrong file on Tuesday. This is the proper one. I appreciate the positive comment, but this is what you should have seen had I not screwed up. Also, The Hourly Comic turns up Feburary 1st at cheatingatsolitaire.net. 
       
    
    
     
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