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SonicEdge7

on Aug. 19, 2008

"Get ready with hip back-to-school fashions!"
"Don't look trashy when you go back to school!"
"Get in style with great fall fashions!"

A part of me dies every time I see these commercials, because I go to a private Catholic School. So do you know what our admin's fashion catch phrase is?

"The purpose of uniforms is uniformity."

Okay, I'll admit the jackets are pretty spiffy, but the shirts we have to wear, MY GOD! IT's LIKE THEY'RE EFFING MAGIC! They get nice and thick during hot and humid days, and uber thin during the winter. WTF?!

In case you are wonder what it looks like, go here: http://www.atonementonline.com/school/index.php

btw, if you're wondering what I somewhat look like, scroll down till you see "members of our Upper School Honors Choir" (fyi, upper school = high school…i know…they're retards). Just put your mouse over the pic to enlarge, and in the very back row, waaay to the left, is me (no, the last guy on the left, the guy next to him…yes, with the "mushroom" hair style…)

and yes, that is me in the last panel