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Don Josh #444: Four For Four

jercoxthealmighty

on Sept. 19, 2010

My mom once told me that any time she felt overweight, all she had to do was go to Wal-Mart and she'd find women who were much more overweight than she has ever been.

After years of health problems, it hasn't been an issue anymore anyway, so… umm… yay?

And yeah, Cornton's thinly veiled parody of Wal-Mart is hardly the only place where the lowest orders of humanity seem to gather. I'm sure you, oh loyal reader(s), must be aware of a certain website where you can hear tales of such humans. If not, go to http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ and prepare to chortle and guffaw at the tales of failure within.

Oh, and before you ask, I'm reasonably sure it's actually correct to call them Walmart OR Wal-Mart. There's official logos and whatnot rendering it both ways.