Dont Feed the Animals

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#10 - "The fourth wall's last stand."

strongbad_999

on Feb. 26, 2006

This one marks my tenth comic since starting this fiasco about a month ago. How many views have I gotten? Well as of this Sunday…about 3,400 total. Do I think that’s great? Yes I do, because that means that there are hundreds of people who go to my comic and read it twice a week. It’s probably one of the best feelings in the world to know that you’ve made something that other people enjoy (or pretend to enjoy to be nice).

New goals, I’m setting some goals for myself, that I want to reach. I think it’s a pretty good idea to shoot for the sky…but since the sky is really friggin’ high, I’ll try:

1. Become one of Drunk Duck’s 25 most read comics. I get the feeling that a few of the comics that are there are kind of cheating…presumably by visiting their own site over and over again. I’ll admit, I do like to hop over to mine to admire my work or check comments, but I’m not refreshing every 5 seconds. I won’t cheat to get there and I will make it there.

OR

2. Become one of Drunk Duck’s 25 most favorited comics. This one will take some doing…And I don’t believe it’ll ever happen, really. Look at Dog’s Eye View. It’s a pretty popular one. I don’t know how many views he gets a day, but he’s on the 25 most read. Conspicuously absent from the 25 favorited…

3. Average 500 views a day during any given month. I peaked at 480 in one day…which I was exited about. The next day I only got 40, and 20 the next day…*sigh*

4. Get my own site. I don’t mean this Drunk Duck stuff…or Smack Jeeves. I want www.dontfeedtheanimals.com or www.dfta.com or something! Note: Completing this will make 1 and 2 obsolete.

5. Consume twice my body weight in cheese…delicious delicious cheese.

You guys RULE for all the support that I’ve gotten so far, as always…

…You’ve been stuck by a smooth criminal,
Ryan