Dont Feed the Animals

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#14 - "Alvays low prices."

strongbad_999

on March 16, 2006

Dear readers (err…hey, where’d you go!?),

I didn’t go too far with this one did I? I kinda fused a few things some friends said together, and got the weirdness that is the third panel. I believe the statements were:

“Wal-mart? That place is run by Nazis, man” and “Wal-mart put Wonka out of business. Now all of the Oompa Loompas work in shipping!”

On a WAY more important note, my next comic WILL CONTAIN BOOBIES! So stick around or you’ll miss out on ‘em! *Grins evilly*

Also: Remember, tell all of your friends to read my comic and tell me how super duper sweet it was. Because that type of thing makes me feel better about myself :D.

You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal,
Ryan

PS: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! Go get yourself hammered of of some green-dyed Guiness!