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French Commercial 2: Agressive O's Cereal

baboonfan

on June 21, 2009

Here's the next French commercial idea:


Aggressive-O’s

Scene enters on two lethargic kids. They are eating spinach and look miserable.
Boy: I hate spinach.
Girl: I hate you.
Announcer: Hey kids, do you want some real food?
Boy and Girl in Unison: Sure!
Announcer: Then try some Aggressive O’s, the cereal that all pro athletes eat for success.
They eat the cereal and a song begins in the background. Be aggressive, be, be , aggressive. Be, aggressive, be, be, aggressive, Aggressive O’s!.
Then the kids go on a montage of violence. They tackle people, punch them in the face, kick them when they’re down.
Announcer: Aggrssive O’s: The cereal of pro athletes.
Hushed tone: warning, contains 90 percent steroids.