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French Commercial Idea #3: The Chuck Norris Candy Bar

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French Commercial Idea #3: The Chuck Norris Candy Bar

baboonfan
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Another Failed French commercial idea.

A bully is pushes a kid down and walkes away.

Announcer: Hey kid, are you tired of being bullied?
Kid: YES!
Announcer: Try the Chuck Norris Candy Bar! You should see results immedietly!

Kid eats the bar and grows a beard like Chuck Norris. He approaches the bully. He tries to karate chop him, but hurts his own hand.

Kid: Hey! I thought this would give me Chuck Norris' karate powers!

Announcer: Hell no. Are you stupid? But it did give you a kick ass beard!

Kid looks back at bully.

Kid: Uh-oh.

Bully pushes him down and stomps him into the ground.


All ways read the package kids! Dont be like this dumbass!

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