Doug N Exile

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Freegurt

on June 4, 2009

Guten tag mein…err….readers! This week for me has been lovely. I've finally mowed the backyard and the heavens awarded me with some cooling rain. AND THUNDERBIRDS I LOVE THE THUNDERBIRDS. I get to watch them for free since I live rather close to the Air Force Base. Oh man, the sound of those jets just send shivers up my spine. Me and my family (when my dad was part of the Air Force) would always go up to the base and watch their shows and have a great big, picnic thing. Free show and food! I love you Air Force! Those were good times…good times.

On to the comic! Exile does indeed shower with his mask on! Why? Because he never takes it off you sillies! You'll never see above his mouth. Why is that you ask? Because I'm a lazy slob and don't want to draw his face. Lolz, just kidding. It's just part of his character. I made him with the mask on and had no idea as to what he looked like for the longest time. I only just recently decided to draw a face for him because every time I did before, it did not fit him at all. Oh yes, and man butt-cheek for the ladies. I know ladies like sexy man butt because I was once a lady. But that all changed when a man-witch (not the sandwich, but an actual man who was a witch) jumped out of my TV and changed me into a man. I was sad for a bit, but it was all okay when I learned that I could fly. Life was good again.

And I would like to thank each and every one of you wonderful, beautiful readers. I want to make sweet, sweet love to you all (male and female alike) for reading this. It's because of you that this silly thing has been barreling through the ranks like a drunkard driving a tank backwards on the highway. And if you don't appreciate my sweet love making to you, I'll just give you a big, internet hug. Pat yourselves on the back you deserve it!

Now on to comment replies!!

TheMidge28: His glasses are indeed prescription! That's why he's wearing them. ;)
gullas: He's okay…kind of.
Bocaj:Why thank you. I'm glad that I'm actually making some people laugh!
Disgruntledrm: Losing is not part of his character! His ego prevents him from ever accepting defeat! Really, when he does lose, he'll just say he didn't feel like winning.
QwertyRulz: Thank you very much, my friend. C:
amanda: You'd have a lot of lawsuits on your hands if you reacted as he did to negative feelings, haha!
shikalove: The pen is mightier than the sword! Or in this case, his words will really hurt your feelings!
RoboCraig: Yes, the shorts really take a hit to his intimidation factor. Good thing he doesn't have that head-set that I had told you about?
Krissy23: Thank you for the rating, Krissy. C:
trevoramueller: Thank you very much! I appreciate the comment.