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Cancer Cures Lawsuits

Freegurt

on Sept. 24, 2009

And yet again, the page is colourless, because I don't want to trail behind in updates again. Lets hope that the lineart isn't so eye rapingly horrible?

So according to today's lesson, you can stop lawsuits and gain friends through unintentionally saving someone (with actual intent on murdering them).

Still looking for a job. Still to no avail. Been working all around the house and what not, trying to keep the family happy and all that. Seriously, dudes, this nine month long unemployment is really taking a toll on my emotions. Yeah, I know there's a recession going on but NINE MONTHS? Holy cheese and crackers, that's a long time! I wonder if all the local employers are conspiring against me. You know something along the lines of 'Don't hire THIS one, men! We don't like them.'
That's when they all say 'AYE' and smack their gavels on the table and adjust their tinfoil hats.

Darn dirty conspirators not wanting me to get a job. I'll get you yet!

Anyway, that you everyone for keeping on reading and for all the awesome comments.
Speaking of comments:

RoboCraig: This is when M. Night Shyamalan comes in and tells the world 'What a tweest!'
demontales: No, see you're wrong. Violence is the answer all the time.
Redemption: Thanks for that. As you can tell, though I'm still kind of in it. The colours when I tried to do them, looked awful.
GracehFaceh: I'm really Shyamalan in disguise.
Zaffa: Well thank you friend! Let me tell you, I didn't expect it, either.
shikalove: Indeed! The only times that he ever does anything nice is on accident.
Krissy23: Nope! He was hoping on erasing Karl forever. Because he's that nice of a guy.
Pierre Chanliau: Oh, goodness no! I thought about it for a bit, but then I thought that would just be dumb. As the pages go along, you'll see that Exile is truly evil at heart.
Skarlog: Well, that's my job. Make people laugh, whether it's intentional or not, haha. And I don't know what golfer's elbow is, but it doesn't sound any pleasant at all.
PPPchairman: A broken heart. Because, you know, it'll only make it more broken, and squishy and what have you.