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1342. Closing Time 14: Inspiration

Sameth

on July 15, 2015

Alternative punchlines (Because I had three in mind that I wasn't sure which I liked better.)
Jonas: Aww…he's sleeping.
Rachel: I swear, you are as bad as your dad.
Jonas: Ohhhh! It's a squint.
Rachel: Yeah, nice try, Jonas.

Jonas: And you're hoping Sammy isn't like Erin?
Rachel: Aha! Haha! You know I love your sister, Jonas.
Jonas: She's not around.
Rachel: Uh-uh. I'm not falling for that again.

Also, Jonas, you might not want to touch the pacifier. It's there to keep him from crying/talking, but it's also there to prevent him from biting.