Dregs of Society
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- #64 How Many Ways Can We Say It
- #63 One Condition
- #62 Duck Walks Into A Bar
- #61 The Entertaining One
- #60 Walk Out
- #59 Do the Hokey Pokey
- #58 Young Adult Porn
- #57 Drunk Duck Critique
- #54 Nerds
- #53 Scifi Convention
- #52 Cylons Freaking Rock
- #51 Shame
- #50 Respect
- #49 Lessons
- #48 Two Cans of Whoopass
- #47 Quiet
- #46 Two, In Theory
- #45 One Fatal Flaw
- #44 Election Reform
- #43 Nothing
- #42 Coming Soon to Blockbuster
- #41 Insect Arena
- #40 RIP, Eight-Legs
- #39 Audiorgasm
- #38 Young and Nubile Implied
- #37 The Blame Game
- #36 Even Monsters Like Coffee
- #35 Best Part of Waking Up
- #34 Sort of Buddhist
- #33 Cleansing
- #32 Sobriety
- #31 Resist the Temptation
- #30 O Holy Alcohol
- #29 Demon Summoning: The Aftermath
- #28 One Condition
- #27 Beggars Have Choices, Too
- #26 Define "Babies"
- #25 Best-Laid Plans
- #24 Single, Gay, Whatever!
- #23 The Survival Instinct Kicks In
- #22 Rebound Relationships
- #21 Single Again
- #20 Do-Over?
- #19 Facts About Friends
- #18 Redeeming Qualities
- #17 Try Not to Think Too Hard
- #16 Wait For It...
- #15 Study Buddy
- #14 All Doctors Are Created Equal
- #13 The Doctor Is IN
- #12 Fertility for Lepers
- #11 It's All About the Make-Up Sex
- #10 Relationships
- #9 Jealousy
- #8 At Least he Didn't Save the Grapes
- #7 It Goes Downhill From Here
- #6 Good Reasoning
- #5 Dedicated to Mom
- #4 Money
- #3 Dishes
- #2 ANTS
- #1 Along Came a Spider
- #56 Where have all the old strips gone?
- #55 Welcome to Drunk Duck!
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First
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- #64 How Many Ways Can We Say It
- #63 One Condition
- #62 Duck Walks Into A Bar
- #61 The Entertaining One
- #60 Walk Out
- #59 Do the Hokey Pokey
- #58 Young Adult Porn
- #57 Drunk Duck Critique
- #54 Nerds
- #53 Scifi Convention
- #52 Cylons Freaking Rock
- #51 Shame
- #50 Respect
- #49 Lessons
- #48 Two Cans of Whoopass
- #47 Quiet
- #46 Two, In Theory
- #45 One Fatal Flaw
- #44 Election Reform
- #43 Nothing
- #42 Coming Soon to Blockbuster
- #41 Insect Arena
- #40 RIP, Eight-Legs
- #39 Audiorgasm
- #38 Young and Nubile Implied
- #37 The Blame Game
- #36 Even Monsters Like Coffee
- #35 Best Part of Waking Up
- #34 Sort of Buddhist
- #33 Cleansing
- #32 Sobriety
- #31 Resist the Temptation
- #30 O Holy Alcohol
- #29 Demon Summoning: The Aftermath
- #28 One Condition
- #27 Beggars Have Choices, Too
- #26 Define "Babies"
- #25 Best-Laid Plans
- #24 Single, Gay, Whatever!
- #23 The Survival Instinct Kicks In
- #22 Rebound Relationships
- #21 Single Again
- #20 Do-Over?
- #19 Facts About Friends
- #18 Redeeming Qualities
- #17 Try Not to Think Too Hard
- #16 Wait For It...
- #15 Study Buddy
- #14 All Doctors Are Created Equal
- #13 The Doctor Is IN
- #12 Fertility for Lepers
- #11 It's All About the Make-Up Sex
- #10 Relationships
- #9 Jealousy
- #8 At Least he Didn't Save the Grapes
- #7 It Goes Downhill From Here
- #6 Good Reasoning
- #5 Dedicated to Mom
- #4 Money
- #3 Dishes
- #2 ANTS
- #1 Along Came a Spider
- #56 Where have all the old strips gone?
- #55 Welcome to Drunk Duck!
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See, now, every time you think about the word "stethoscope" you'll have to giggle a bit inside. Have a fun trip to the doctor's office! Be sure to ask him to show you his stethoscope! Tell him how big and shiny it is! Ask him to give it to you, and moan when he touches you with it. What, I'm talking about a stethoscope, you know? It's metal and shiny and lets the doctor listen to your heartbeat? It's also really cold, so when he put its against your chest, you'll be uncomfortable and probably have to moan. What did you think I meant?
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