Dregs of Society

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#24 Single, Gay, Whatever!

Emperial

on March 4, 2007

With much hilarity now I remember a girl who pretended to be a gay guy online and used this in her forum signature. Girls really are ****ed up in the head!

Hey, kiddies, don't trust the people online, they're always lying about who they are. Except me, I tell you the truth! But unless you've met them in real life, assume all gay men you meet online are actually female, all straight females are actually gay guys, all straight men are… well. no one pretends to be straight men except for straight men, so you're probably okay there. Except for the ones who are just trying to dig up underaged girls for sex.

Actually, in conclusion, turn off your computer and go outside. Read a book. Avoid the Internet, everyone's a pervy liar anyway!

Except me. You can still trust me.