Character's statement (written by the real life Kit):
If I were trapped on a tropical island, I would probably… die? I dunno. I mean, what can you do there except sit around and smell bad?
Oh, three things?
1) Boat 2) Water 3) Compass
But… I guess that would kind of beg the question of whether or not having a boat qualifies me as "trapped"…In which case:
1) Soap 2) Paper 3) Pen
So I wouldn't smell bad and I could leave something for those who find me: my memoirs and a nice-smelling corpse.
I'd say my turn ons are being a giant nerd (internet!), and my girlfriend.
Turn offs…Borat, explosive diarrhea, STDs, actually even JPDs (Just Plain Diseases), uhhh… a good portion of the internet, ummmm… actually, I'm going to say that more than 40% of the planet probably qualifies as a turn off for me.
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