"Heya, everybody! My name's Rachel, and uh….I'm wearing a swimsuit. Anyway, let's see…*reading a card* If I could only bring three things on a desert island, I would definitely bring Mr. Warkster, my chocobo plushie, 'cause he'll scare off all the monsters with his FEARSOME CHOCOBO KICK! I'd also bring my sword so I can back him up…Ah! And finally, those purple bandaids with the moogle print I like so much. *reads the card more closely* ….MY TURN-ONS?! You guys sure are straightforward…I guess if I had to say, boxers over briefs, and, uh…You don't have to be the best-looking, because I just want to be able to have fun. A great sense of humor, spontaneity…And a fine ass. What are you looking at?! At any rate, my turn-offs include…Smokers, emos, bullies, and people who think they're above everyone. What a pain. *tosses the card* Well, in the end, just someone I can have adventures with, and not want to dive off a cliff. That's it! Can I get this swimsuit off yet? *grumbles* Fine, fine…Well, thanks very much!"
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