-Mr Franklin, if you were trapped on a tropical island with only three items what would they be?
Huh, what? …Oh, you're talking to me? Three items you say, well I guess they would have to be…do women count as items? No, well that's a shame. In that case I would have to say I would like to have a gin still, a book on boat building and a sawmill.
-Okay then what are your turn-ons?
Made an impresion on you have I? Don't worry son the feelings you are experiencing are a perfectly natural side effect of being in my presence. But sadly for you my turn-ons are women, French-er-women, and money. Well okay I guess we could go for a drink if you want I mean you it's not like it would be the first time I… uh next question please.
-More information than I wanted to hear. What are your turn-offs?
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