Drunk Duck Beauty Contest

Swimwear - 17

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Swimwear - 17

Inkmonkey
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My name is Dacre and I am from the comic, Black Streaks (http://www.drunkduck.com/Black_Streaks/)… As you have just seen, I have been entered in this contest by an idiot named Thane. My anger is only faced towards him; not to you guys. Even if I don't wanna be here, I guess it will be okay if I try to be a part. It won't last for long, right?

Anyway, before I get off topic, if I were stuck on an island, and I were to bring three items, I guess I would bring:
1. My violin case (with everything included, meaning a violin, bow, rosin, etc)
2. An army knife (just in case)
and
3. A nice and beautiful girl (because she could help me, talk to me, and love me. Hey, a guy needs some loving sometimes!)

On that island, I could cut some coconuts for the girl, and then I could play some violin for her. It would also calm my nerves. Just in case I feel the need to punch and/or strangle something.

My turn-ons are music (all kinds), people that are nice to me, and people that know when to leave me the hell alone.

My turn-offs are Caden (this emo freak that won't let me go), Thane (the freak that entered me in this without me knowing), Jocks, idiots, and most other people. I actually hate most things, but the list is way too long, and I don't wanna bore you.

So, that's about it. Thanks for being so understanding about me being here by mistake. I can see that others have been forced along as well. At least I'm not alone.

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