Drunk Duck Beauty Contest

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Swimwear - 18

Inkmonkey

on May 29, 2007

When asked, if stranded on an uncharted desert isle, what three things would Max from, Marital Bliss??? be sporting? Max was quick to respond.

“No Brainer! I would take my awesome, custom surfboard that I got on holiday with, Pinkie at the Beach; a knife for bein’ manly and just in case my lady and I have to Swiss Litter Robinson it; and my pretty pet, Princess.”

Max informs us that his turn-on’s are: big tails, homecookin’, cats in heat, bein’ scratched behind his ears, havin’ his belly rubbed and occasionally being popped with a rolled-up newspaper. His turn-off’s are: fleas, chicks with rabies, “package carriers” of any kind and Ice-Cream Trucks.

Max from Marital Bliss??? by: Ethan and Lynn Allen.