If I were marooned, I would take a hammock made from fantastic string; my dog, Max; and a coconut powered Helio. The hammock to snuggle with Pinky until it got too sticky and humid, then he would probably go surf. (I'm sure he said he would be taking that tacky surfboard he got at the beach last year, just so he could say that crass joke.) While he was surfin', I would play with my hammock and torment some fish and their aquatic brethren, with a makeshift net—until I got bored! Then I would Coconut Helio us the heck out of there.
My turn-on's are BALLS…..of yarn; Being petted, stroked, or rubbed and pampered; naps; and tall, handsome canines that keep me in catnip and creme, that's a Puppy that can make me purrrrr. My turn-off's are: Bitches, Sons of Bitches, and short dudes.
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