Drunk Duck Beauty Contest

Swimwear - 32

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Swimwear - 32

Inkmonkey
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Honey Butter

"If I was stuck on a tropical island I think I'd have to bring a photo album filled with pictures of my friends and family. That way I'd be able to see their faces when I was feeling lonely. My second item would probably be a something to make fire with so that I could cook, like a flint or something - there's no way I'd just live off coconuts for the rest of my life! Though I'm not sure I could manage to kill anything I found in order to cook it… I'd have to bring a lifetime supply of my favourite haircare products too… Being on a island doesn't mean I shouldn't take time over my appearance!"

"It might sound weird… but good food is a bit of a turn-on or me. I mean… if a guy bought me flowers it'd be nice but they'd eventually just wilt. If he bought me some expensive chocolates or took me to a nice restaurant then I'd be much more impressed. If a man is a real gentleman who treats me like a princess then that's a big turn-on. But I don't like men who are TOO manly… I like to have someone who can look after me but who I can also look after in return."

"Well… I already mentioned, I don't like men who act too tough. It's a little intimidating and a total turn off… How can you be turned on by someone you don't even feel comfortable with? I get turned off by guys who over-groom themselves too - looking after yourself is good but if he spends more time in the bathroom than me then it's over."

Created by: Chloe Citrine (wyldflowa)
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