Drunk Duck Zombies

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Day 21- Page 3

Evil Emperor Nick

on Jan. 8, 2008

The MILKY says…

Uh oh! Drama! Suspense! The crowd gasps!

Thought I might take this oppertunity to point out that I have no knowledge of guns- so if I unwittingly break any of the laws of gun-drawing etiquette, I apologize. I suppose you'd better just put me up against a wall and shoot me. Just don't offer me a cigarette- I want to die pure and lovely-lunged. [Edit: attempted to fix a problem with…GUESS? The gun. Duck is being difficult, though.]

Just in case you didn't know, Chestnut can shoot through doors. It's an amazing ability, you should see him do it. Great at parties.

So, at this time you may find yourself asking, "Where are the Zombies, mister?" Well, Junior, patience is a virtue. So shut up. The zombies come when I say they come, and not a minute before.