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twenty seven

amscray

on March 25, 2012

It’s very well known that while Phoenix Downs are dependable dead-people-raisers, they do not a pretty zombie make. There’s also a 2 in 10 chance that your once mild mannered compadre will swear like a sailor once they are raised as a zombie.
The Zombie American Party in cooperation with the Bureau of Recently Animated Individuals Naturalization Service are working hard to change the negative side effects of the Phoenix Down. Godspeed to the FDA my friends.