Elijah and Azuu

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#1038 Religious Man: Monetary Issues

Inkmonkey

on July 16, 2006

You know what's cool about being a midget? Just being a midget can be your whole job. Seriously, you can get paid just to hang out somewhere being a midget. No one's going to pay me to be "tall skinny guy", but a midget can bring in a pretty good paycheck to just be "midget". You don't need to be a skilled actor, or an acrobat, or display any musical ability; you just need to be willing to exploit yourself. Actually, I guess the same thing could be said of women with large breasts, or comically overweight men.