Elijah and Azuu

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#1073 Piety: Victory Sex

Inkmonkey

on Sept. 2, 2006

After much experimentation, I have found that I cannot do whatever a spider can. Evidence to support this:

* I cannot produce string from my web sac
* Only two eyes
* Only 4 limbs, none of which end in clawlike points
* A distinct lack of mandibles
* I've never injected a meal with acids and waited for its insides to become a delicious goo before ingesting it
* I have never been eaten after fornication
* Nobody plays the sound of violin being plucked nearly at random whenever I appear on a Discovery Channel documentary