Elijah and Azuu

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#1104 Crash: Watered Down

Inkmonkey

on Oct. 22, 2006

I think the worst part about not having my car is not being able to listen to my usual radio station on the drive to school. I'm not missing too much, really; mostly just your standard "classic rock" stuff. No, the real tragedy is that I'm missing Donald Trump's random, borderline crazy rants that Discover apparently pays him to make. Seriously, the man is always shouting, and there's no pretext for what his rants could be about. One day he'll be ranting about how a guy brought in for child molestation charges doesn't even deserve a trial, and the next day he'd be complaining about how stupid it is of people to buy hair plugs and stuff to look younger. And both rants get the exact same amount of passion from him. It's glorious just how cartoonish the man is. Now I can understand why so many people were watching The Apprentice.

So, if you're not familiar with old Trump, just imagine giving a crazy guy a mic, telling him to just rant about whatever's on his mind, and make sure he mentions how awesome Discover Card is at the end. That's Donald Trump for you.