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#300: The Unbearable Chainess of Being
- #299: Am I an Overachiever, or Just a Bitch?
Sketchbook: Salinger
- #298: The What-Have-Yous
- #297: [untitled]
- #296: Touché, Sir
- #295
- #294: Suffragette City
- #293: Choose Your Own Adventure
- #292: New Year's Day
- #291: Unfair
#290: Privacy
- #289: Conan the Librarian in: Book Challenges
- #288: My Dumb-Ass Commute
Sketchbook: Thon Taddeo
Sketchbook: Dom Paulo
Sketchbook: Brother Francis
- #287: Movie Night with Polly
- #286: That Was Weird
- #285: The Graph Gofuckyourself
- #284: Cat Burglar
- #283: The Look
- #282: Unwired
Sketchbook
- #281: Media Studies 101
#280: The Mumbler
- #279: Another Day
- #278: The Pact
- #277: Modernity 1850-present
- #276: ...And I Will Be the First to Admit it
- #275: ...And Then We Made Out
- #274: Nothing Has Changed
- #273: A Book in Hand
- #272: I Was Right
- #271: The Adventures of Conan the Librarian
#270: Nine-tenths of the Law
- #269: Surprise!
- #268: War Were Declared
- #267: He Still Denies it
- #266: The Naked Truth
- Sketchbook
- #265: Looking Out for Me
- #264: True Story
- #263: On a Rainy Thursday...
- #262: Shopping with Alexis
- #261: Pandering
#260: Trouble
- #259: A Fable for Our Times
- #Null
- #258: Woo-hoo
- #257: Restaurant
- #256: The Black Sheep
- #255: Busy AND Important
- #254: Making a Spectacle of Himself
- #253: Alfred Hitchcock Thinks So Too
- #252: Not the First Time
- #251: Bryan on Steven Levitt
#250: And Get a Good Interior Decorator
- #249: Trousers
- #248: A Niche Market
- #247: The Devout Cowboy
- #246: Superman, Man-Stealer
- #245: And the Smile on the Face of the Tiger
- #244: America, you astonish me
- #243: Marching Orders
- #242: Writers' Group Gets Off-Topic
- #241: A Modest Proposal
#240: Two Panels, No Punchline
- #239: A Cost-Benefit Analysis of 25
- #238: 26
- #237: Excitement
- #236: Chandra's Party
- #235: This is a big problem once a week
- #234: Also I skinned my elbow
- #233: Baking Soda is Useless
- #232: Where is your debit card?
- #231: Comic Ideas I Found on Google
#230: Recap
- #229: Audition Decision
- #228: 27 March 2009
- #227: Running Shoe Therapy
- #226: Ghost Writers in the Sky
#225: Amusement Value
- #224: Wednesday Morning, 5:00am
- #223: The Princess Diary
- The Comic Will Be Late
- #222: M*nk** buisness
- #221: Man Love is Better than Red Bull, Phaedrus
- #220: Jet Plane
- #219: Narwhal
- #218: Land Lying
- #217: Lunch with Shana
- #216: Size Queen
- #215: Bill who is the worst white supremicist ever
- #214: Bill who is a white supremicist
- #212: Moving Comics
- #211: What I Did on My Winter Vacation
- #210: Perchance to Dream
- #213: Inauguration Day Blues
- #209: A Lesson Learned
- #208: Warning Signs
- #207: There Really Is
- #206: In which I am very important
- #205: Water Cooler Gossip
- #204: It's Trousers
- #203: The Truth Comes Out
- #202: Thanksgiving
- #201: Advice for English Majors
#200: Where Are They Now?
Em_Sketchbook: Just to say
- #199: Playing Nice
- #198: Absolutely
- #197: The Baltimore Files - Mad Mad World
- #196: The Baltimore Files - Love Story
- #195: The Baltimore Files - Murder Capital
- #64: What We Talk About at Karate Practice
- #63: Stupid Question
- #62: Snap^2
- #61: Applied Economics
- #60: Dada Dada
- #59: The Way We Get By
- #58: Phobia
- #57: Amateur Astronomy Night
- #56: Analogous
- #55: My Excuses, Let Me Show You Them
- #54: That or the Soup Spoons
- #53: Please?
- #52: Glad We Settled That
#51: I Hate American Television
- #50: At Zouk, Singapore
- #49: Kuala Lumpur
- #48: That Makes Two of Us
- #47: We'll Never Know
- #46: Asia Recap, part 2
- #45: Asia: A Recap
- #44: The Perfect Cover?
- #43: Leaf Me Alone
- #42: Have My Body Shipped Air Freight
- #41: My Vacation
- #40: Science, Redux
- #39: Houseguest
Interlude 3
Interlude: Misery Loves #2
Interlude: Misery Loves #1
- #38: Schadenfreude
- #37: A Dish Best Served Damp
- #36: It would be cool, though
- #35: Get Your Tantric Ass off my Dick, Jerome
- #34: All the news that fits
- #33: Nitwits
- #32: China Syndrome
- #31: Air Supply (China edition)
- #30: My New Jacket
- #29: What? ....What?
- #28: What spectacle confronted them...
- #27: An Excellent Point
- #26: Quod Erat Demonstrandum
- #25: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
- #24: Infinite Crisis on Infinite Mondays
- #23: I Blame Paula Abdul
- #22: My Parade, Enter Rain
- #21: Language Lessons
- #20: Easy Answers, Tricky Questions
- #19: Invisible Monsters
- #18: Another Solar Sojourn
- #17: Ignorance
- #16: Fuga
- #15: An Important Distinction
- #14: Duet
- #13: Theme and Variations
- #12: A Damsel with a Dulcimer
- #11: Sound Advice
- #10: Oh snap
- #9: Mistress and Commander
- #8: A Shocking Confession
- #7: It's a TRAP!
- #6: A Few Kinks in the System
- #5: Because Ly wanted a punchline for once
- #4: It's more interesting
- #3: We're both right
- #2: The Lingo and the Linguist
#1: In Our Defense
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First
Prev
- Pointer
#300: The Unbearable Chainess of Being
- #299: Am I an Overachiever, or Just a Bitch?
Sketchbook: Salinger
- #298: The What-Have-Yous
- #297: [untitled]
- #296: Touché, Sir
- #295
- #294: Suffragette City
- #293: Choose Your Own Adventure
- #292: New Year's Day
- #291: Unfair
#290: Privacy
- #289: Conan the Librarian in: Book Challenges
- #288: My Dumb-Ass Commute
Sketchbook: Thon Taddeo
Sketchbook: Dom Paulo
Sketchbook: Brother Francis
- #287: Movie Night with Polly
- #286: That Was Weird
- #285: The Graph Gofuckyourself
- #284: Cat Burglar
- #283: The Look
- #282: Unwired
Sketchbook
- #281: Media Studies 101
#280: The Mumbler
- #279: Another Day
- #278: The Pact
- #277: Modernity 1850-present
- #276: ...And I Will Be the First to Admit it
- #275: ...And Then We Made Out
- #274: Nothing Has Changed
- #273: A Book in Hand
- #272: I Was Right
- #271: The Adventures of Conan the Librarian
#270: Nine-tenths of the Law
- #269: Surprise!
- #268: War Were Declared
- #267: He Still Denies it
- #266: The Naked Truth
- Sketchbook
- #265: Looking Out for Me
- #264: True Story
- #263: On a Rainy Thursday...
- #262: Shopping with Alexis
- #261: Pandering
#260: Trouble
- #259: A Fable for Our Times
- #Null
- #258: Woo-hoo
- #257: Restaurant
- #256: The Black Sheep
- #255: Busy AND Important
- #254: Making a Spectacle of Himself
- #253: Alfred Hitchcock Thinks So Too
- #252: Not the First Time
- #251: Bryan on Steven Levitt
#250: And Get a Good Interior Decorator
- #249: Trousers
- #248: A Niche Market
- #247: The Devout Cowboy
- #246: Superman, Man-Stealer
- #245: And the Smile on the Face of the Tiger
- #244: America, you astonish me
- #243: Marching Orders
- #242: Writers' Group Gets Off-Topic
- #241: A Modest Proposal
#240: Two Panels, No Punchline
- #239: A Cost-Benefit Analysis of 25
- #238: 26
- #237: Excitement
- #236: Chandra's Party
- #235: This is a big problem once a week
- #234: Also I skinned my elbow
- #233: Baking Soda is Useless
- #232: Where is your debit card?
- #231: Comic Ideas I Found on Google
#230: Recap
- #229: Audition Decision
- #228: 27 March 2009
- #227: Running Shoe Therapy
- #226: Ghost Writers in the Sky
#225: Amusement Value
- #224: Wednesday Morning, 5:00am
- #223: The Princess Diary
- The Comic Will Be Late
- #222: M*nk** buisness
- #221: Man Love is Better than Red Bull, Phaedrus
- #220: Jet Plane
- #219: Narwhal
- #218: Land Lying
- #217: Lunch with Shana
- #216: Size Queen
- #215: Bill who is the worst white supremicist ever
- #214: Bill who is a white supremicist
- #212: Moving Comics
- #211: What I Did on My Winter Vacation
- #210: Perchance to Dream
- #213: Inauguration Day Blues
- #209: A Lesson Learned
- #208: Warning Signs
- #207: There Really Is
- #206: In which I am very important
- #205: Water Cooler Gossip
- #204: It's Trousers
- #203: The Truth Comes Out
- #202: Thanksgiving
- #201: Advice for English Majors
#200: Where Are They Now?
Em_Sketchbook: Just to say
- #199: Playing Nice
- #198: Absolutely
- #197: The Baltimore Files - Mad Mad World
- #196: The Baltimore Files - Love Story
- #195: The Baltimore Files - Murder Capital
- #64: What We Talk About at Karate Practice
- #63: Stupid Question
- #62: Snap^2
- #61: Applied Economics
- #60: Dada Dada
- #59: The Way We Get By
- #58: Phobia
- #57: Amateur Astronomy Night
- #56: Analogous
- #55: My Excuses, Let Me Show You Them
- #54: That or the Soup Spoons
- #53: Please?
- #52: Glad We Settled That
#51: I Hate American Television
- #50: At Zouk, Singapore
- #49: Kuala Lumpur
- #48: That Makes Two of Us
- #47: We'll Never Know
- #46: Asia Recap, part 2
- #45: Asia: A Recap
- #44: The Perfect Cover?
- #43: Leaf Me Alone
- #42: Have My Body Shipped Air Freight
- #41: My Vacation
- #40: Science, Redux
- #39: Houseguest
Interlude 3
Interlude: Misery Loves #2
Interlude: Misery Loves #1
- #38: Schadenfreude
- #37: A Dish Best Served Damp
- #36: It would be cool, though
- #35: Get Your Tantric Ass off my Dick, Jerome
- #34: All the news that fits
- #33: Nitwits
- #32: China Syndrome
- #31: Air Supply (China edition)
- #30: My New Jacket
- #29: What? ....What?
- #28: What spectacle confronted them...
- #27: An Excellent Point
- #26: Quod Erat Demonstrandum
- #25: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
- #24: Infinite Crisis on Infinite Mondays
- #23: I Blame Paula Abdul
- #22: My Parade, Enter Rain
- #21: Language Lessons
- #20: Easy Answers, Tricky Questions
- #19: Invisible Monsters
- #18: Another Solar Sojourn
- #17: Ignorance
- #16: Fuga
- #15: An Important Distinction
- #14: Duet
- #13: Theme and Variations
- #12: A Damsel with a Dulcimer
- #11: Sound Advice
- #10: Oh snap
- #9: Mistress and Commander
- #8: A Shocking Confession
- #7: It's a TRAP!
- #6: A Few Kinks in the System
- #5: Because Ly wanted a punchline for once
- #4: It's more interesting
- #3: We're both right
- #2: The Lingo and the Linguist
#1: In Our Defense
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Author notes
Once I had an argument with two guys in a bar (I know, right?). One of them contended that "A Perfect Day for Bananafish" by J. D. Salinger was the best short story ever written in English. Another suggested the true answer was, "The Snows of Kilimanjaro" by Earnest Hemingway. I, of course, knew that the answer was "The Dead" by James Joyce, though after I read the Hemingway I was willing to admit it to second place. Today I sat down and read "A Perfect Day for Bananafish" because I felt like reading some Salinger and I don't currently own a copy of A Catcher in the Rye. It's a really good short story, definitely solid enough for third place. It made me think about how all three of these great works of fiction are centered around death. There are plenty of short stories and novels about love, but it seems like only through looking at death do we really create literature that examines The Human Condition. It's a theory, anyway. (Most of my favorite books have both love and death in them - Ulysses, The Great Gatsby…) Salinger was 91 so this isn't exactly a surprise. Whether he has a closet full of unpublished novels or not, I wish him the best. He was a guy who really liked to write, and I can respect that.
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