An open letter to nice, attractive, Christian boys;
Please explain to the agnostic boys of the world how to be nice and attractive like yourselves, as I am fairly certain you would think I was a heathen if I ever actually had the guts to speak to any of you. As it stands, what with the not speaking and generally swearing a lot when finally actually speaking, not to mention all the other weird crap I do, I will not be getting a date…pretty much ever, actually…
EDIT: To clarify, as it seems the point of the above has been misunderstood; I am not particularly sad or anything, and I certainly do not mean to solicit pity. I just wanted to put something mildly entertaining in my author's notes, as most people do not seem to like to read someone critiquing themselves. My humor tends to be self-deprecating. And, I just happen to find two particular very Christian guys attractive at the moment. I was musing. Sorry. I don't want pity. REALLY.
To rephrase the original bit: "Aw, Christian boys, you are so cute! Too bad we are totally no good for each other." Or something like that. Lighthearted. I SWEAR!
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