Estatic Gods

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This May Have Happened Before...

Kali D

on May 21, 2007

Poor Fundie. First she's accosted by three cosplayers who want to make her a lil lolita-chan, then she picks a restaurant with tacky color sense (that's also to make sure you know they AREN'T at Pan's Tofu Bar and Grill), and then her date dies. It's almost like the writer hates her. Oh, wait…

The backgd text is some yarn I nearly died writing about how Fundie converted a girl, they went back home and made out (there is actually a plot there- Fundie is okay with lesbians, but not gays, since the Bible parts she's read say nothing about a woman lying with a woman as she does a man.), and then went to go convert and break up a gay couple. But the point was the long yarnness of it.

I love the waiter. Heck, I love you all.