David finally showed me the emails he gets asking about me. Time to answer some FAQs
Q: Will you go out with me A: I'm taken Q: Can I see you nekkid? A: How about no? Q: Do you swallow? A: See above comic Q: Bra size? A: Guess Q: Pics of U+Soul lezzy? A: … no chance in hell will that happen Q: Want see me nekkid? A: Only if you want it and your address emailed to a known rapist Q: Who is the rapist? A: I'll just google and pick out whatever looks good Q: Are you always this weird? A: Are you always that perverted? Q: Can we sexxorz? A: How?
I hope you all feel enlightened. If you got any more, David says to go to his forum
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