Fallout Adventures of Anderson

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Episode 11: McDouble Takes the G.O.A.T.

Foreman

on Sept. 9, 2017

here's the whole goat if you didn't get the jokes on the strip

Question 1
You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

A. "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
B. "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
D. Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

Question 2
While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

A. Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
B. Scream for help
C. Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
D. Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

Question 3
You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

A. Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay
B. Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
C. Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
D. Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer

Question 4
Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

A. Pitcher
B. Catcher
C. Designated Hitter
D. None, you wish the vault had a soccer team

Question 5
Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

A. Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol.
B. Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life.
C. Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
D. Throw your tea in granny's face.

Question 6
Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

A. Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.
B. Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
C. Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
D. Walk away, and let the old coot rot.

Question 7
Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

A. A bullet to the brain
B. Large doses of anti-mutagen agent
C. Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
D. Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser

Question 8
A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

A. Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
B. Steal the comic book at gunpoint
C. Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
D. Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
Question 9
You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and….

A. Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
B. Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos
C. Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
D. Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves

Question 10
Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

A. The Overseer
B. The Overseer
C. The Overseer
D. The Overseer

part of the comic you still don't get? Well unless if it has to do with the first panel I can't help you.

this was my original plan but I've only included the weird questions also the G.O.A.T. making him the vault breeder was an afterthought

Young McDouble: hay anything else I can do for the vault beside breeding?
Overseer (with brown hair): Sir, go see the vault's Classroom and ask to take the G.O.A.T.
McDouble goes to classroom: Hello, I've came to take the G.O.A.T. test
Teacher: You know I can make it turn out anyway you want (the test is a joke).
McDouble: I think I'll take my chance on the G.O.A.T.
Teacher: You do know what happens to people who fail the G.O.A.T.
McDouble: Will I turn into a goat?
Teacher: Of course not, but…
McDouble: then it can't be too bad!
McDouble slightly anoyed: Question 1, "You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, 'I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!' What's your response?" Umm… Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!
McDouble: Question 2, "While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?" That's easy, yell for help.
McDouble: Question 3, "You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?" I'd lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer.
McDouble: Question 4, "Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 69 baseball teams!" You guys play baseball in the vault?
Teacher: No, we don't, it's just the test, we can barely play catch.
McDouble: I don't even know how to play baseball or the positions in baseball.
Teacher: just put whatever!
McDoble: Ok, Question 5, "Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol…"
McDouble even more anoyed: "… and orders you to kill another Vault resident." The fu…
Teacher: I can still do the test for you.
McDouble: no no, I'll put D.
McDouble: Question 6, "Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?" A. "Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door." B. "Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock." C. "Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off." or D. "Walk away, and let the old coot rot." Doesn't the overseer have a key to his room?
Teacher: I believe the test is non-sense, but yes, she does.
McDouble: "Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?" Umm. Contrary to comic books radiation doesn't make you grow extra arms, it just turns people into zombies, that is if it didn't kill them.
Teacher gives a look.
McDouble: But if that did happen B. "Large doses of anti-mutagen agent"
McDouble: Question 8, "A fellow Vault 69 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?" If I pick something other than A you'd probably lock me up.
McDouble: Question 9, "You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and…." I wouldn't, I'd never pull a prank, on my farther.
McDouble: Last Question, "Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 69: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?"
Paper: A. The Overseer
B. The Overseer
C. The Overseer
D. The Overseer
McDouble: Did the overseer make this test!?
Teacher: many believe it was made by Overseer Webb, the previous Overseer, but I've took it long before she was ever overseer.
McDouble crumbles up paper: I'm done! Can you make me a wilderness instructor!