Fatal Attraction

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LauraB

on Nov. 16, 2010

Did anyone else see those cardboard stand ups they had at the movie theaters advertising the Friday the 13th remake in 2009? If you didn't, they had Jason Voorhees choking this girl with fake boobies on it. The girl's face was a vacuous blank hole, like any other Hollywood starlet, so you could stick your head through and BAM. Photo opportunity. I saw this and thought unto myself, "Wow. It looks like he's hugging her in that awkward from the back fashion." I also said this out loud then had my friend take a picture of me with it. Then I decided I was going to marry Jason Voorhees. Then I started making comics about it. That is my best excuse for this. I apologize.