Fightsplosion Legends

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FS 3 - Finals: Marty the Hobo vs. Zera vs. Stripes

draxenn

on Nov. 14, 2008

Intro by draxenn:
"The stage is set in darkness. A quiet murmur is the only indication that there is a croud surrounding the stage. A beam of light pierces the darkness and shines on a single person. Dressed in a suit, his gaze is fixated on where some of the crowd should be. A microphone is slowly lowered to him. He takes it in his hand, clears his throat and adjusts his tie.

"It has been a grueling experience.
We have seen fighters in alchemical laboratories and inside a genies lamp.
We've seen fights tear up legoland, dance precariously around millions of dominons and span the ages.

And now, it comes to this, our final fight of the event.

Drunk Duckers, fellow fightsplosioneers I bid you welcome to the final event!"

*The crowd cheers as the house lights are lit up. Each on their own pedastel are the three final contestants.*

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the final 3!"

"First is a man that need no introduction. You know him by stench but wish you hadn't, MARTY the HOBO!"
*The crowd cheers again and someone throws a turkey near marty.*
"Secondly, with arms that can stretch the length of a football field, STRIPES!"
*The cheering continues as Stripes takes a bow*
"And finally a women who won't take any answer she doesn't like, ZERA!"
*Some crowd memebers hold up a sign with their phone number on it, asking for Zera to call."

"Please, please, a little quiet please. Ladies and gentlemen, these fighters have gone through very much. But their plight is not yet over. Our judges have mulled over the location of the last fight. On a far and distant planet? In some asteroid field while riding metal mules? In the depths of a long and forgotten ocean?

No. We wanted this fight to be epic, but we also wanted to keep it close to home, a place were people can walk through and say "Wow, this is where the final round of fightsplosion 3 happened. I'm walking through a piece of history."

The announcer clears his throat again, turns his back to the crowd and is now facing the contestants.

"What better place….than the EMPIRE STATES BUILDING!"

*The crowd roars to life when they hear where the fight is being held*

"Contestants, you will be teleported in at random locations in the building. You will have to navigate the building, find one another and bring the fight on.
But that's not all!! Our producers have made a deal with ACME Inc. ACME has supplied ALL of the weapons for this final round! So hunt around; you might find something very useful!"

*The sound of something charging up dashes through the air*

"Ahh, the teleporter is activating. Contestants, I wish you the best of luck. Only one person can come out of this a winner. "

*And in a flash, the fighters are gone*"


Artist: Glarg

Marty the Hobo created by Glarg

Zera created by Priceman

Stripes created by Toadman