Final Fantasy III Real Screwed Up

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Comic 1: Lost

RedMageCole

on March 19, 2010

NOTE: This is really E-T rated, for a bit of cussing. So if you are under 10, and can't deal with cussing, then stop reading this. NOW.

Also this is the title. You may notice that there is a Dark Knight speaking, instead of an Onion Kid like in the later comics. This is because I am planning to use this scene in a later comic.
Cast:
Cole - (The Red Onion Knight) The main hero. He acts serious, because he is the leader of the group. He manages to shut Isei up sometimes. He is best friends with Conner, and a brother to Tara.
Tara - (The Blue Onion Knight) The female. She is Cole's sister, and does anything to keep him in line. She is mainly a healer, and serious almost as much as Cole is. She doesn't get mad much, she controls her temper sometimes.
Conner - (The Green Onion Knight) The right-hand-man. He acts serious most of the time. But at times, when he sees a treasure chest, he just gets the urge to unlock it, and grab whatever is inside. That is why he has the best equipment.
Isei - (The Pink/Red Onion Knight) The idiot. He acts stupider then Fighter from 8-Bit Theater (Ok, never mind. NOBODY is stupider then Fighter.) and constantly annoys the team. He is mainly a meat shield or attacker. He does nearly ANYTHING to drive the team OFF THE DEEP END.
Homer Simpson - WATCH THE SIMPSONS. D:
Guy in the bunny suit - I killed him. Sorry.
Santa - He delivers presents and coal on christmas. OK!?