Floyd and Mike

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Bootiful

Cold

on Feb. 5, 2007

Ninja edit 2000: OMG FEATURED WTF BBQ

I have to thank the omniscient Gods of Drunk Duck for thinking that my little strip is funny/entertaining enough to promote on the front page. This is another step on the road to being hailed as a God and having everyone on Earth bow down before me.

Seriously fuck factory farms and fuck their mothers

Just to clarify, I am not a vegetarian or a vegetable. I like how animal flesh tastes in my mouth and I have no moral objection to eating other animals. They do it all the time, after all.

But I do take issue with how the meat gets to my mouth, which is why I don't support PETA. Seriously, those guys are fucking nuts. They make shit up about how milk is really really bad for you just because they want everyone on earth to be vegan whether they like it or not. More on this tomorrow.