Floyd and Mike

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Match of the Shit

Cold

on March 24, 2007

Also Frank Lampard is the worst player ever and ever more shall be so and was never good no matter what the statistics or his Chelsea form or your lying eyes say

And Wayne Rooney's shit (honestly more than one person has said that)


Apart from the fans, who for some reason are made up of 90% retards, I don't know what's wrong with England I really don't

What really gets me is that people keep pretending to be surprised at the total lack of passion and interest in the game yesterday. They always play like that lately, where have you been