Floyd and Mike

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Cold

on Aug. 29, 2007

Seriously FUCK OFF.

I really have thought about my inevitable fallout shelter in more detail than is healthy. When the bomb drops and the land is radioactive for decades to come, I don't want to spend the rest of my miserable existence in a tiny room. A small network of underground lead tunnels with multiple rooms, with chickens kept and bred for food, and probably companionship. I don't like chicken, or eggs, but they're small and self-replicating. That's how much I've thought about this.

I need a water purifier though.