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[69]- Hippie's Got Some Splainin' To Do

FNLugan

on April 4, 2006

Actual conversation, that. Something along the lines that, yes, we ARE roomates, and we do live in somewhat of a small box-like room where we frequently need to change.

Thankfully enough our heterosexuallity was never put into stark contrast by walking in on the other's member. That is, taking in the portrait of the artist as a flacid penis (does flacidity even come into play when talking about walking in on your roomate's wangington? Probably not).

So either way, the way it came off.

Sorry Dave.

Sounded kinda GAY.

And the simple fact that you have avoided bearing witness to my member, well. Now you've just entered a challenge.

In an arena.

Revolving my hairy, naked body.

SEXY! Yes. GAY! Nope.