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- The Cavalry
- Attention, Terrorists!
- Stop Moving!
- Sucker Punch Part 2 - The Re-Sucker-Punchening
- Sucker Punch
- Operation Human Shield
- Contact!
- It's Go Time
- Negotiated Ceasefire
- Don't Sneak Up On Him
- Gunmen on the Roof
- Last Minutes Preparations
- The Assassination Budget
- Ingenius Plan
- Worse Reasons to Kill People
- Brain Breakage
- Test Subject Scarcity
- Gotta Go Hurt Some People
- Soul Dislodging Potency
- System Cleaners
- Influencing Public Opinion
- Cell Phones Aren't Sneaky
- Snipers Shouldn't Wear Beer Goggles
- Discount Hitmen
- Car Bombs Are Expensive
- Head Crushing Robot
- DEAD
- So... Strippers?
- Dead or Alive
- Search and Destroy
- Medals for Everyone!
- Showdown
- Rectal Smuggling?
- No Good
- Gunfights and Garage Doors
- Back in Pattern Black
- The Most Fortunate Helicopter Crash in History
- Pattern Yellow
- Pattern Black
- Poorly Thought-Out Escape Plan
- Minions Are Stupid
- A Trick?
- The Immortal Tec'Niq
- Superheroes Tend to Break Stuff
- Presidenting Sometimes Requires Pants
- Mobile Oppression Patrols Solve Problems
- Briefing Night at the Improv
- Presidenting is Hard
- Bad News
- Sobriety is the Devil!
- Life Lessons
- The NSO
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Author notes
So it turns out that trying to smoke a cigar and flee from your enemies at the same time doesn't turn out all that well. Huh. Never would've guessed. Also, if you haven't already, you should check out the new episode of Rent-A-Thug. It takes place in the same world as Frank Baron, NSO, but offers a different perspective on it. Also, a certain mustacheoed federal agent might make an appearance.www.drunkduck.com/Rent_A_Thug/ Thanks for reading!
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