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- The Cavalry
- Attention, Terrorists!
- Stop Moving!
- Sucker Punch Part 2 - The Re-Sucker-Punchening
- Sucker Punch
- Operation Human Shield
- Contact!
- It's Go Time
- Negotiated Ceasefire
- Don't Sneak Up On Him
- Gunmen on the Roof
- Last Minutes Preparations
- The Assassination Budget
- Ingenius Plan
- Worse Reasons to Kill People
- Brain Breakage
- Test Subject Scarcity
- Gotta Go Hurt Some People
- Soul Dislodging Potency
- System Cleaners
- Influencing Public Opinion
- Cell Phones Aren't Sneaky
- Snipers Shouldn't Wear Beer Goggles
- Discount Hitmen
- Car Bombs Are Expensive
- Head Crushing Robot
- DEAD
- So... Strippers?
- Dead or Alive
- Search and Destroy
- Medals for Everyone!
- Showdown
- Rectal Smuggling?
- No Good
- Gunfights and Garage Doors
- Back in Pattern Black
- The Most Fortunate Helicopter Crash in History
- Pattern Yellow
- Pattern Black
- Poorly Thought-Out Escape Plan
- Minions Are Stupid
- A Trick?
- The Immortal Tec'Niq
- Superheroes Tend to Break Stuff
- Presidenting Sometimes Requires Pants
- Mobile Oppression Patrols Solve Problems
- Briefing Night at the Improv
- Presidenting is Hard
- Bad News
- Sobriety is the Devil!
- Life Lessons
- The NSO
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Author notes
Enter Ivan Tsarekov. And his phone that, like mine, only rings when he'd really rather it didn't.The official Rent-A-Thug website has been up for a few weeks now, and just wrapped up a short story featuring a guest appearance by Frank Baron. You should go check it out.
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