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Jesse_Koehler

on March 12, 2023

Here is a little Story Idea For The castlevania parody I wann make. Thought I Just Share it :D



steward gordon (zoro) was leading a normal life until one day he wanted to buy a bottle of water at The super Market and saw that the price tag had the same typo as his shopping list. from then on he recognized that something in the world could not be right. on the same day it got crazier. when he wiped his ass at the restroom, his toilet paper should get a blue tint as usual, since his weird chemistry-underpants always stain his butt. but that day… his toilet paper turned red! when he then looked down, he saw that the water from his toilet became a portal into which he was sucked in. at the other end, an old scientist was standing in front of him in a filthy room. "I've been looking for someone like you for a long time, stew"… he said. Mentally confused he asks The Scientist what Kind of fetish people can have to Like someone with blood in The stool and since when The government invented worm-hohle-toilets to kidnap people while they are taking the Shit of their Life. These and other interesting questions will Be answered in The Future.