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Happy Halloween

Corny

on Oct. 30, 2010

I never did anything for you guys last Halloween, so here's something to make up for it. Tammy's Rosalina from Mario Galaxy, and Alex (Jailbird) is a skeleton. I'm sure you can recognize what's carved into the pumpkin.

I've got a Halloween story from two years ago. Rather than go trick-or-treating (I was still at the age where it was kind of okay), I wore crappy clothes, stuffed leaves in my sleeves and the ends of my pants, and put a big paper bag on my head. I sat in a chair on my porch with the candy between my feet. I was pretending to be a scarecrow.

Somebody kicked me in the shin.

It was worth it.