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The Alien Dilemma - Chapter 1 - Page 3

Spiderbaby

on July 15, 2008

Up until now, the thumbnail picture for this comic bore a green "E" rating, when it should've been a red "M" for mature content. This was an accident which I've now rectified, and I can only insincerely apologise to anyone who clicked the link thinking they were going to read a sweet kids comic, only to be confronted with cursing aliens and guys getting kicked really hard in the balls. Shit happens.

In case you can't make it out, what Mark/Rambo says in the second last panel is:
"It's not my war anymore! They're not my beans to eat!"

And if you're wondering, I didn't research real-life novelty blow-up sheep dolls for reference. This was because the research budget for this page was taken up by the uniform for the Drill Sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket", so my depiction of said novelty blow-up mammal may be wildly inaccurate. I'm sure that at least the high-end models would have cartoony drawn-on lips, however. And if not, then that there's a gap in the market I can't wait to exploit.

And yes, I am aware that I have beautifully and succintly summed up the entire "Rambo" quadrilogy (tetrology, if you're pedantic) in three panels. I've you've ever seen a Rambo film, you'll know what I mean. And if you haven't, you don't have to see them now.