Gary the Alchemist

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54-3: Tan Rant

Xiam

on Sept. 9, 2010

No offense to those of darker skin, through tan or genetics. But honestly, if you guys saw this in color, you'd agree. He looks ridiculous. It's like if a vampire suddenly turned into an orange. Or a burnt sienna.

Anyway, tomorrow will have a new character, whose name I don't currently know, which is lame because he'll basically become a new addition to the cast. In basically the way that Milton is.

Except not the way Milton is.

I'll figure it out by the time that happens, I guess, though, maybe, or whatever. I'm too tired to care right now. And I just had to make up an on-the-spot rant for Gary. So I'm tapped out for creativity, tonight.

G'night, folks. Or g'morning. Whatever.