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- 122. Chomp Berries
- 121. Chemical Bonding
- 120. Power Trip
- 119. Nautical Selection
- Over-dressed
- 117. Mom's Answers
- 116. The scientist's wife
- 115. Big Questions
- 114. Foreclosed
- 113. Mouse Sense
- 112. The Ugly Truth
- 111. Gingerly
- 110. Study in Solar
- 109. Compact Car
- 108. Quantum Reindeer
- 107. How Degrading
- 106. Public Decency
- 105. Gravity, Very Pretty
- 104. Err Conditioning
- 103. Professor Love
- 102. When you wish
- 101. Oversight
- 100. Rocket Science
- 099. Gracious Hosts
- 098. Snow blind
- 097. Invisible!
- 096. Wired Awake
- 095. Romantic Eye Movements
- 094. Animal Maggotism
- 093. Galactic Branding
- 092. Shocking Inflation
- 091. Night of the Living Divas
- 090. Matter of Taste
- 089. Water Under the Bridge
- 088. When the Bug's Away...
- 087. Burning Sensation
- 086. Carbon Hoofprint
- 085. High Ducktane
- 084. The meek inherit the Earth
- 083. Fish Stories
- 082. Can't See It
- 081. Carrion Caravan
- 080. It Takes One
- 079. Fond Memories
- 078. Phacsimile
- 077. Father Knows Best
- 076. Frankly
- 075. Mixed Signals
- 074. The Best Medicine
- 073. Intransitive Inspiration
- 072. Stealthy Stylus
- 071. $20 Nice
- 070. And very small rocks
- 069. Sleep Yourself Thin
- 068. Road Rage
- 067. Unless
- 066. The Taxonomist’s Prayer
- 065. Frozen Diners
- 064. Biology of the Fourth Kind
- 063. Deck the Halls with Phoradendron flavescens
- 062. Star Struck -- alternate ending
- 061. Star Struck
- 060. Cryptic Motivation
- 059. Faulty Date
- 058. Usual Suspects
- 057. Unreason for Undead
- 056. How many grants could a post-grad get
- 055. Fowl Calculations
- 054. Flu Fighters
- 053. Weighing In
- 052. Puppy (Pav)love
- 051. Polar Peril
- 050. Current Events
- 049. date = m/V
- 048. Dinner Dissection Discussion
- 047. Paper Dolls
- 046. Despite All My Rage
- 045. Ur in Trouble
- 044. Piece of the Pi
- 043. Deja Dig
- 042. Irrational Behavior
- 041. Banana Republic
- 040. Fit Forecast
- 039. Paternal Force
- 038. Another Interpretation
- 037. If I had a hammer
- 036. Seeing Stars
- 035. Bioindicator Thing
- 034. Hydrophobia?
- 033. Gene Therapy
- 032. Sleepwalking
- 031. Gravity Thingy
- 030. He blinded me with science
- 029. Colorful Career
- 028. In Control
- 027. Enlightenment
- 026. Not the Eyewash Station
- 025. Drink Responsibly
- 024. Nuclear Family
- 023. Unloched
- 022. Assisted Adaptation
- 021. He, Robot
- 020. Formula for a happy marriage
- 019. Applied Robotics
- 018. Hypiethesis
- 017. Spicy
- 016. Proto-sensitivity Training
- 015. Why I was late
- 014. Hyphenated Botany
- 013. Littler Albert
- 012. Ring Trick
- 011. Unless you have an infection
- 010. Nostolgia
- 009. Originality
- 008. Deja vu
- 007. Quantitative Chronology
- 006. Food for Thought
- 005. Potential and Kinetic Hazards
- 004. Just like Jurassic Park
- 003. Doorology
- 002. Dangers of Identity Theft
- 001. That's what I call social
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Author notes
Dave and I were playing a space-based video game Monday, and the following conversation ensued: VIDEO GAME: All power to the shields! Evasive maneuvers! DAVE: We can't, captain! All power is in the shields! ME: Okay. HALF power to the shields and HALF to the engines! DAVE: But what about life support? ME: Make it 40% to the shields, 35% to the engines, and 25% – DAVE: And then there's the medical equipment in sick bay. And what about refrigeration for out food stores? And the cabin pressure? And– ME: Let's work up an algorithm to determine the best way to divide power in order to give maximum power to the shields without compromising ship integrity and be able to evade the attacking forces. It seemed a little long for a comic strip. So, I made this instead.
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