Gobo 2005

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Gobo vs Women

klaproth

on May 10, 2008

Gobo's admitted his virginity quite a few times. He says it's because he's formed a religion of his own mind, and he is the motherfuckin' monk. He also calls sex "gay."

What I -think- he means is that those who brag and chuckle about getting laid are acting like flaming faggots, being all loud and stupid in public about it. Or maybe he thinks inserting your pecker in any type of hole is a gay act, no matter if the recipient is female. Any any rate, he refuses to engage in it because it would weaken his GREATNESS and STRENGTH! (That used to be his motto, and he doesn't use it anymore, or so he said when I called him on it)

It couldn't be because he's shy around women, no way it could be that…