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Gobo vs. El Gorgo I

klaproth

on May 17, 2008

El Gorgo is a longtime LiveJournal scribe, having attained Internet Celebrity status. He's pulled off some colossal pranks, including faking his own death, setting up an LJ community called LJ_Abuse_Abuse which kept track of malcontent LJ moderators, and trolling thousands of LJ members and calling them pedophiles.

The thing is, whenever El Gorgo pranks somebody and they respond negatively to it, he takes it personally. Like they just came out of the blue and insulted him for no reason. He so CRAAAAAAZY!

I e-introduced El Gorgo to Gobo. They seemed to get along OK at first. Then, EG came up with another Internet prank: he asked Gobo to take over his account for a month. Previous to this transfer of power, EG friended every drama queening, meme posting, lollercoptering attention whore he could find.

At first Gobo had fun with this, getting to post his surreal rants to audiences of thousands. But apparently the tl;dr comments got to him, for he started attacking and berating EG's friends list, and they preceded to unfriend him by the shitload. EG eventually took his LJ back, claiming this time he was Tholarr, Lord of Your Pain, and telling his fl they were fat slobs and needed to exercise more.

Then the tide turned.

Eventually, Gobo started to rant about El Gorgo, posting about how much he hated him and what a worthless piece of shit he was. Once Gobo gets on a topic, it takes at least a month for him to let go of it, and the anti-EG rants deluged LJ nonstop. The two defriended each other. Then it got weird.

One of Gobo's friends, Esox I think his name was, responded to a Gobo tirade, saying something innocuous like "Yeah, I didn't like him either." EG responded to him and accused him of talking about him behind his back and if he ever met him in real life, he was going to beat the shit out of him. Mind you, this was after EG and Gobo defriended each other, but EG went back and kept reading Gobo's LJ anyway.

I commented to EG that he was getting really paranoid if he was reading somebody's LJ he defriended and threatening to beat somebody up for something he wouldn't have read if he had just kept away from Gobo. EG later posted a photoshop of me as a Furbie, imploring everybody to be nice, take it up the ass like a good little bitch, and let everybody take advantage of you.

I decided OK fucker, you started it. You mock me online, I will get you back. So I drew this.