God Damn It

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my bad

Pineapple

on Dec. 29, 2008

had to put this one up because the next one is the 50th, but isn't really because I miscounted. Oh wells.

This is a real Greek legend, but for the life of me I could not find the name of the girl. In the story Zeus raped a woman and then to say sorry he turned her into a man so she could never be raped again. He/she then went on to become a great warrior. Anyway, I don’t think that being a male in ancient Greece makes you less attractive, not to Zeus anyway.